Stealth geek.Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
All around goofball. Sexy bastard in a kilt.Plays dress-up. A lot. A whole lot. I can't even list them all.
Professional Smart-Ass and Snarkmeister.
I need to have my faith restored in this place.
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
To be fair, I already knew a good bit about the last three (sex, pr0n, and murder) … Uhm, why are you all backing away from me? I was a Criminal Justice major (way back when) - these were part of the curriculum, ya know?