Stealth geek.Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
All around goofball. Sexy bastard in a kilt.Plays dress-up. A lot. A whole lot. I can't even list them all.
Professional Smart-Ass and Snarkmeister.
Chocolate Jesus (nutritional facts)
You know how I eat chocolate bunnies and marshmallow peeps? I normally yell, “STOP STARING AT ME!!!” and bite out the eyes. I blame Emo Philips for this behavior.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day
This is a legit interpretation of the Christian “Resurrection” mythos. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it!
At least I’m not seeing giant rabbits walking their dog on the side on the sidewalk this year. No, really, this happened. Got the photo to prove it, too!