Stealth geek.Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
All around goofball. Sexy bastard in a kilt.Plays dress-up. A lot. A whole lot. I can't even list them all.
Professional Smart-Ass and Snarkmeister.
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
Too bad I don’t want children because I WOULD NEED THIS
Hell, *I* wanna buy this!